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Blogging, as I have learned over my one year of experience, has a lot of dos and don’ts. If you want to be a blogger, that’s flapping kool dood.
I'm not even qualified to give advice, but just my eleventeen cents here.
Below are some tips on how you can suck as much as I do.
1. As cliche as it sounds, people DO judge you.
When I started blogging last year, holy waffles was I flustered. My fear of failure fused with my want, but inability to take criticism along with my overall apprehensive attitude made me completely susceptible to emotional issues.
I was really afraid of looking like a “loser”, being openly confronted about a spelling error (did i menshun im 12 so des was reile herdh). I was afraid people were going to ridicule me: aunties would decline my rishta because I called Zayn Malik a “spicy tikka kabob”, my parents would be upset because every minute I spent writing a new post, I wasn’t developing the cure to cancer, etc.
But when you REALLY want to do something, those significant problems become a speck of dust you can just sh-sh-shake off, oh, oh, oh. My parents were quite pleased to see I was doing something for myself, a couple of aunties have actually complimented my writing (YOU ROCK, SALAMA AUNTY!).
All in all, you will never know how bad/good you will be at something unless you wholeheartedly try.
2. It’s almost creepy.
In all honestly, it’s kind of irritating because everybody you meet knows too much about you. Ok guys, people aren’t obsessed with me or anything (openly), but there have been times where people have asked me if certain posts were about them, been offended by my mentally enhanced (weave flip) commentary, or known things about me that maybe, I just didn’t want to tell them yet.
It felt like people already knew me and based their opinion of me off of one blog post where I talked about boogers ok.
3. Be prepared for criticism.
Haters truly are going to hate. And let them. When you enter the blogging realm, you have to remember this through every post you submit. We are all different people, and we all enjoy/discern different things. So when you get an opinion, get a BUNCH of them so at least one person will be nice enough to say it was “okay-ish.”
4. Being complimented REALLY hits home.
When people compliment your work, it is the most savory feelings EVAR.
5. You are a voice on the interweb.
Choose your words wisely, and know the amount of power your wifi connection and keyboard can give you.
6. You are permanent.
If you haven’t noticed, I personally make a point to “behave myself” on the internet (iz hard, mummeh). I try to voice my political/social opinions in the fairest way possible, don’t use curse words, etc...because whether your blog has 10 hits or 100,000, the internet is permanent. People do remember the things you write, and it does affect your reputation, college acceptance. Be very wary and circumspect.
7. Don’t shove it in people’ faces.
I’m not famous by ANY means. I don’t wear fur coats, get followed by the paparazzi, or cruise about in a Lamborghini. I wear slouchy jeans and toe rings, take too many selfies, and grace the passenger seat of my mother’s Honda Odyssey (and my sister’s glamorous, sparkling Civic when I’m feeling a little bit more mighty).
Clearly, I’m not anything too big just yet. Do I want to be? *cue patriotic music and wavering flag besides a cow* That’s the American dream, Bessie. Don’t we all? And so we do. And if we do, I can’t stress how important it is for us to not over self promote.
Don’t keep shoving your work into people’s faces. It’s okay to casually mention something when you’re excited about it, do a quickie Instagram post here and there, but don’t consider yourself better than anyone because you got more than five pageviews. Don’t force your friends to read your blog, or show off. If people are genuinely interested in your work, they’ll read it themselves.
8. Know your goal.
You want to a start a blog...but why? Have a goal that you can summarize into a tweet (EMOJIS INCLUDED) and look back on it when you’re in a rut. Let that goal drive you, and when the 2 comments under a blog post get to your head, take it back, sugar muffin.
9. It is not your whole life!
Blogs are supposed to be a fun and creative outlet for you to showcase your writings and voice your opinion. Don’t become obsessed with gaining pageviews, getting compliments, etc. Unless you’re getting paid for it, keep your blog a side thing. Don’t obsessively write, or freak out when you see a spelling error or something.
And well, that’s pretty much it! I hope I could help you all in someway. You can return the favor by buying yourself ten cookie today.
I write to express my passions, views and opinions on different types of cheese, and to heal myself. I am an aspiring law student and hand model for McDonalds. I currently reside in the United States, and study at UT Austin. Most importantly, I wholeheartedly hope you enjoy what my work has to offer.