A melodious voice, as smooth as (non-fat) butter and and as soft as a snuggie, is heard in my left ear. It sings, “Good morning my beautiful queen, you are the fairest in the land, acne is beautifulllll”. I smile against my tye dye cashmere bed linen as an old lady servant (or fine, PC. domestic worker) named Shamshooma (she’s foreign. Exotic, I know.) brushes my hair 400 times, to make it as soft as physically possible. “Thanks, Shoom” I say as I hop off the bed. Before my delicately pedicured feet can touch the imported hardwood floor, another servant smoothly slips on a pair of Spongebob fuzzy slippers. The melodious voice is heard again.
I write to express my passions, views and opinions on different types of cheese, and to heal myself. I am an aspiring law student and hand model for McDonalds. I currently reside in the United States, and study at UT Austin. Most importantly, I wholeheartedly hope you enjoy what my work has to offer.