Yes you, in the ratty t shirt and fantastic pajamas. Tres Chic. (I don't know what that means)
I have an announcement.
Firstly, Hershey's has released a copycat of Nutella, so sign a petition to shut them down.
In other news, I'm going to be starting a new experimental series soon called "Duriba Encounters" where I'll write small blurbs about people I've encountered in mah lyf. From the fruity host at Sonic who told me my handbag was "super cute!1!" to the old woman in the ACC restroom who told me to "have a nice life" after I offered her a paper towel. Except I didn't offer it to be nice. I just didn't want her to wait for me because I had to pass a wad of wet paper towels to a friend three stalls down.
Anyway, I haven't exactly planned out how I'm going to do these, but I'm working on it.
(I'm not. I'm stalking Mindy Kaling on Twitter over Birthday Cake ice cream).
In the meantime, be sure to leave me an email entailing what else your bloodshot eyeballs wish to see.