APPARENTLY INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT ME

I always laugh in inappropriate situations. 
I'm not really scared of many people. 
When I was a kid, I started crying because my sister convinced me I was adopted. 
My favorite subjects are science and language arts. 
I love tuna. 
I say the word "mon" after almost every sentence, mon. 
I almost threw up when we did dissections in biology last year. 
I was probably the meanest child you ever met. 
When I was 7 I used to hate haircuts so much, every time my mom took me to get one, I would knock all the products off the counters, scream and beat the hairdresser. 
My favorite hairdresser as a child was a lovely Hispanic woman named Lucy. 
When I was a kid, I wanted to work at Amy's Ice Cream and be a part time construction worker.
I live everyday of my life like I'm in a Bollywood movie. 
I throw impromptu dance parties for myself (invite only, sorry!). 
I LOVE movies. 
I'm not a particularly picky person. 
My favorite person is my mom. 
Sharukh Khan's face was my family's desktop background for a month. 
I used to have this purse shaped like a watermelon slice, but once I threw it up in an attempt to catch it at Costco and it never came down. 
I love babies. 
Once when I was in Pakistan, I stepped into a gutter. There was poo. Everywhere. 
I'm extremely bossy and stubborn. 
I like to think I'm fairly easy to get along with.
I'm an extrovert. 
My bucket list is filled with things I'm too embarrassed to share. 
I should be studying for an AP test. 
I consider myself religious. 
Oppa Gangnum Style. 
I have very high expectations of myself. 
My favorite colors are red, purple and blue, in that order. 
I don't like to drink Soda. I prefer 1/4 cup lemonade, 3/4 cup water. 
I don't watch many TV shows. 
I like to think that I know a lot of vocabulary words, but I'm too embarrassed to use them because I can't pronounce most of them correctly. 
I LOVE the Iron Man series, but I haven't seen Iron Man 2. 
My favorite Disney princess as a kid wasn't Jasmine because I deemed her outfit "haraam". Now, she's my favorite. 
I don't like to try new things, but when I do, I love them. 
Why are you still reading this?
My favorite foods are homemade cupcakes, granola, raspberries, and frozen yogurt. Odd, I'm sure. 
I enjoy web designing, public speaking (sue me!), writings and sketching/painting. 
I just tried a macron and I'm not sure how I feel about it. 
But first, let me take a selfie!
I hate dramatic and two faced people. 
I prefer birthday cards to presents. 
People who laugh easily and smile at strangers are forever the best kinds of people. 
My favorite bands are Coldplay, One Republic, the Imagine Dragons, and the Beatles. 
Everyone had a One Direction phase. 
When my brother was an infant, I picked him up while my mom was asleep and accidentally dropped him on the ground.
I'm almost always down for an elevation burger.
I prefer writing to reading. 
I once had a pet parakeet named June. I hated June. Also, June is a stupid name for a parakeet. 
I fear commitment. 
I don't particularly like or hate animals. Dey 'aight.