“Apparently Interesting Things About Me”. But before we get started, I want to share why I do these type of narcissistic posts in the first place.
Firstly, no, I do not make the facts in these posts up. I actually keep a note on my phone where I add new things I learn about myself, and I encourage you do the same for yourself! Also, as important as you all are, I want to clarify that yes, I am selfish. I blog for myself. Scientists recommend that writing/reflecting about daily activities and events has significantly reduced stress levels and alleviated anger. Instead of journaling, I blog to encourage others, share a bit about myself to the world, learn to take criticism, and get to know myself a little better.
Without further ado, here is…..
APPARENTLY INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT MYSELF, PART II!
I’m obsessed with referencing Barack Obama. I honestly don’t know why.
I can’t tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi.
I’m cheap, but I will splurge if I really want something.
I actually don’t like Nutella.
I love pumpkin flavored anything, except tutti and small children.
I’m obsessed with baby cheeks. They just look so squishy and adorable to me.
I have a thing for organic foods. You can taste the difference!
I find minimal amounts of acne and “buttchins” attractive. Sue me.
I really love when people compliment my blog or tell me that they’ve creeped on me! I see you creepers.
We homies doe.
My favorite household item would be a paper towel. I LOVE paper towels.
I'm obsessed with watches. I always wear them, even when they display the wrong time.
I love meaningful compliments that delve into more than one's exterior. Compliment my kidneys, gosh, this world!
I’m horrible at math. The worst part? I’m not even exaggerating.
My favorite store is Fossil.
I only eat crunchy peanut butter. Creamy peanut butter tastes so worthless.
I wish there was more to life than studying, socializing, eating, and sleeping.
My favorite author is Franz Kafka.
I HATE procrastination, germaphobes, dramatic people, gossipers, and when people constantly disrespect their elders.
I love little kids, but I’m horrible with them. One time my cousin’s baby started crying and I tried tickling him.
He kicked me.
I drink Coffee almost every day, but I actually don’t really like it. I like coffee ice cream, though.
I’m very awkward in emotional situations, comforting people, and expressing my feelings. I’d rather buy someone a (HALAL) Rice Krispee treat than tell them that I love them.
I hate apologizing when I know that I’m right, and I have a lot of trouble doing it. It becomes a problem sometimes.
I contradict myself a lot, but not that much.
My favorite artist is Ben Shahn, although he creeps me out.
78% of the reason I want to get married is so that I can have a spider killer around 24/7.
I have a bad memory.
My hands are feet are usually very cold.
Ice ice, baby.
My grades are VERY important to me. One time, during an SAT prep class I expressed my philosophy that grades determine your worth as a person to my gora tutor and he gave me the dirtiest look.
I ain’t even mad though.
I very strongly believe that people can simply be whoever they choose.
There can only be one Beyonce.
I’ve never exactly been comfortable posting selfies of myself, but I’ll do it once it a while to break tradition. I know, someone call the cops...I’m a wild one!
I work at Kumon, and am an underway part time writer for Brown Girl Magazine!
If I could live anywhere, I would live in IKEA.
Me and my mom have a very great relationship, and for this I thank the lawd every day.
I hate talking in the car.
I’m scared to die because I feel like I have a lot more to do in my life, a lot of people to apologize to, and a lot more prayers to complete.